Scalding hot Takes
the column where I venture wearily back into the waters of film criticism by watching and writing about the big new theatrical releases
Thanks to a scene-stealing Nick Nolte, some impressive set-pieces and a broken down hero, the Olympus Has Fallen follow-up Angel Has Fallen rises to the level of watchable mediocrity!
Typical middle-aged bald men Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham square off in this preposterous, wildly enjoyable Fast & The Furious spin-off.
Sometimes you just want to watch giant monsters destroy a city. Nothing more. Nothing less. That’s where Rampage comes in.
Quentin’s new one is a whole lot of movie.
The new Spider-Man movie is charming as fuck.
In a shocking turn of events, the new Toy. Story movie is really fucking good and really fucking deep. Also, I relate to Forky more than is healthy or desirable.
I liked it when the monsters fought.
We explore the cinematic sensation that’s got the Internet Pokemon going nuts! And, I offer my official endorsement in the 2020 presidential race.
You’ve read all the other reviews. Might as well read this one as well.
So they made a movie with all the superheroes, even the Raccoon Who Wears People Clothes, and it’s pretty good.