Elektra PLUS bonus Director's Cut Daredevil means twice the punishment for the hardest-working man in craptertainment. I suffer for your enjoyment!
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Read MoreAfter being gifted with magic shoes by an angel played by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Ernest joins an all-black team of basketball-playing janitors in a movie that's not racially problematic in the least!
Read MoreYou generous bastards made me watch a movie where Patrick Stewart voices the poop emoji. It was quite poor.
Read MoreYou bastards made me see this. Was it great? No, it was not.
Read MoreWell, everyone knows a movie combining Kiss and Scooby Doo can't be good. What this article presupposes is, maybe it is?
Read MoreTake it from a former mental patient: the depiction of mental hospital life in the Chris Kattan "identical twins separated at birth" comedy Crazy Enough, which you bastards made me watch, lacks a certain verisimilitude
Read MoreYeah, I'm not entirely sure this needed to be made.
Read MoreMonday-hating maniac Garfield and sentient meme Grumpy Cat did a comic book together and you bastards made me read and write all about it.
Read MoreIf you thought Tyler Perry's movies were self-indulgent, imagine his filmed plays, which are a half hour longer, full of original gospel songs and even more shameless and insane.
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