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Geraldo Rivera shared a story on Twitter designed to make Larry David and Barack Obama look bad. Instead, it made them seem awesome

Dwayne Johnson is a fearless badass who can handle anything, except for one of his films flopping and Republicans being mad at him.

Sydney Sweeney just wants to live her life but the right keep nonsensically claiming her as their anti-Woke queen.

Donald Trump could not be prouder of his mugshot. That is sad.

We never should have even thought about writing this article.

Not all celebrities remain rich and famous forever. Here are five who went from wealth and fame to being homeless street trash.

We were going to share some neat trivia about actress Mena Suvari but since you don’t even know who she is we’re not even going to bother.

You’ve seen all the memes! Now see them all again, this time with punishingly literal commentary!

Whether you’re a small child or a punk hitting your bottom on heroin and cocaine in the late 1970s, Yo Gabba Gabba! is full of life lessons.

We know you remember and love all of these classic but we need clicks, baby! Sweet, sweet clicks!

As a writer-director, Barry Levinson has made a lot of great movies. Unfortunately, he’s also made a lot of movies like the 1994 dud Jimmy Hollywood.

Clean cut fictional mouse Mickey Mouse released a Hip Hop album during the height of G-funk. It went so badly it somehow resulted in Tupac Shakur getting killed.

Saturday Night Live turned blue during a Dunn-less episode featuring the eternally controversial Andrew “Dice” Clay. It was UNBELIEVABLE! Oh!

A week devoted to terrible Saturday Night Live hosts kicks off with a mortified look at Milton Berle’s notorious episode.

I revisit the notorious Saturday Night Live episode that gave a grateful world the magical phrase, “Some of y’all are not washing your ass properly!”

Many Saturday Night Live hosts have sucked, but none more than Steven Seagal.

Gerald Ford press secretary Ron Nessen thought he could get Saturday Night Live by hosting the show. That is not how things played out.

Did Louise Lasser have a nervous breakdown while hosting Saturday Night Live or was it all part of the act? Regardless, the result was one of the most excruciatingly awkward episodes in the show’s history.

This Nicolas Cage vehicle is g-g-g-rounded until all of the g-g-g-ghosts!

Nicolas Cage has made a LOT of movies. Some of them are pretty crummy, like the overwrought 2019 Southern Gothic melodrama Grand Isle.

In a real change of pace, John Travolta, late in his career, that was not good.

Nicolas Cage. A jaguar and a killer on the loose. A boat. All the ingredients for a goofy good time.

Holy shit is the 2019 H.P. Lovecraft adaptation Color Out of Space a terrifying and terrific masterpiece of cosmic horror.

After making The Cotton Club and Rumble Fish early in their careers, a well-fed Nicolas Cage and Laurence Fishburne reunite for 2019’s pulpy, profoundly silly Running With the Devil.

One of you kind souls paid me to see the bonkers martial arts Samourais. It was weird!

Stuart Gordon + SCTV? It happened, for a 1988 children’s instructional safety video, of all things.

No one asked for it, but in 1990, they made an It’s a Wonderful Life spin-off about Clarence’s further adventures.

It was not good.

You know who was great? Stuart Gordon. That man made a lot of good movies. Movies like 2007’s terrific and uncompromising Stuck.

We have reached the end.

What if I told you that there was a magical movie that combined mind-blowing stunts, rock and roll, wizards, the devil and Phil Hartman’s film debut? That might much too good to be true but it all came together in 1978’s Stunt Rock, possibly the greatest movie ever made.

I thought this was a movie about Jennifer Lopez fucking a sexy homeless ghost.

I was wrong.

Or was I?

We’re only an episode away from the finale of True Detective. Get ready for an anti-climax.