ESCAPE THE INEXORABLE HORROR OF CONTEMPORARY LIFE
Millennials will get NOTHING out of this lazy list of things that have nothing to do with them. They won’t even want to read this admittedly very thin article.
Whoever wrote the legendarily insane, excessively horny press release for Meghan Trainor’s new EP that went viral forgot the first rule of publicity: publicists make news for their clients, not themselves.
You generous fucks made Clint n' me watch the Nicholas Sparks adaptation with the ghost. Seriously. A fucking ghost. In a Nicholas Sparks movie. Christ. (SPOILER)
I’m sure this movie needed to be made.
When a celebrity like Ryan Adams gets exposed as a predator, they’re quick to publicly concede to imperfection, an action of “humility” that may be worse than nothing at all.
If you’re anything like me, you have a hard time believing that you were once on the just-cancelled Last Call with Carson Daly. But it happened!