One of you kind weirdoes paid me to re-experience 1991’s Highlander 2: Renegade Version, one of the most famously terrible movies ever made, and for that I thank you.
Read MoreAn Ohio lawyer sued to get the rights to co-write and starred in a “sequel” to Easy Rider. Tragically and hilariously, he succeeded.
Read MoreIt’s all about Corey, baby, in the spectacularly misconceived 2022 stinker Halloween Ends.
Read MorePeople made fun of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps for having a dumb subtitle but they should mock it for being laughably terrible.
Read MoreNearly two decades after the release of 2000’s Shaft they decided to make a sequel re-imagining the formerly coolest motherfucker on the planet as your cranky boomer uncle. The film, and the idea, were both #Quitepoor
Read MoreChris Rock REALLY wanted to do a Saw movie. So he did. I still can’t quite figure out why.
Read MoreFinally, a legacy sequel that doesn’t suck!
Read MoreYou have the right to remain silent…forever!
Read MoreOne of you kind sadists paid me one hundred dollars to see the direct-to-video sequel to Waiting… that filled bit player Justin Long with soul-consuming shame for being a part of.
It’s not great! #Quitepoor
Read MoreIn what I can safely deem the biggest disappointment of my life Meg 2: The Trench kinda sucks.
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