Cindy Crawford once made a movie that was a big old, non-sexy mistake.
Read MoreYou generous, career-sustaining sick fucks made me watch a movie where Rodney Dangerfield's got five wives—and a whole lot of headaches! No Respect January is proving to be fucking brutal.
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Read MoreIt's your favorite cartoon characters as you've never seen them before: dourly delivering shrill anti-drug messages in a hilariously off-brand "Just Say No" extravaganza of nightmarish proportions!
Read MoreFor latest installment of Control Nathan and Clint, you had us revisit the first time the Superman franchise went horrifically awry, Richard Lester’s Superman III, a terrible Richard Pryor comedy that’s just barely a superhero movie and comes alive only when Superman is being a raging, super-powered douche bag.
Read MoreYou guys had me re-watch the 1996 Shaq-as-rapping-genie movie Kazaam and I’m not gonna lie: it broke me a little bit.
Read MoreYou generous monsters made me and Clint watch and talk about the movie where a once-behoved franchise really Nuked the Fridge, metaphorically and of course literally as well.
Read MoreYou kind-hearted sadists made me and Clint watch The Last Airbender. The phrase "quite poor" does not do justice to just how truly poor it is.
Read MoreKiller trees face off against Mark Wahlberg, SCIENCE MAN, in the spectacularly stupid, wonderfully entertaining camp classic THE HAPPENING.
Read MoreA Predator is in town with a few days to kill in the enjoyably junky, very 1990 science-fiction/cop movie hybrid Predator.
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