Five years after Grease John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John reunited as sexy thieves in 1983’s Two of a Kind, a fantasy-comedy about God and the devil squaring off to determine the fate of humanity in a movie that failed as spectacularly as Grease succeeded.
Read MoreDanny DeVito month kicks off with a Brian De Palma-directed comedy starring Joe Piscopo and Captain Lou Albano from the writer of Midnight Run that’s just as bad as its reputation suggests.
Read MoreIs there any better time to revisit the tacky shit show that is Sahara than after Clive Cussler’s death?
Read MoreHow bad could a Terry Jones-co-written-and-directed science fiction comedy starring Simon Pegg, Kate Beckinsale, all of the surviving members of Monty Python and Robin Williams (in his final film) possibly be? Pretty goddamn awful, it turns out.
Read MoreRobert Evans and Francis Ford Coppola would-be comeback movie The Cotton Club was supposed to be The Godfather with music. What the hell went wrong?
Read MoreWhat in the ever loving fuck?
Read MoreRudy Ray Moore’s improbable but glorious career as a cinematic leading man came to an exquisitely, and characteristically insane end with the gloriously bonkers, PG-rated 1979 anti-PCP disco horror musical The Avenging Disco Godfather.
Read MoreIs there any better way to pay tribute to the memory of Rutger Hauer than by watching Blind Fury, the kick-ass movie where he plays a blind swordsman in an Americanized remake of Zatoichi Challenged? No, there is not.
Read MoreThe Airport series came to a hilarious end with The Concorde…Airport ‘79, a disaster movie that’s primarily about the intensely homoerotic relationship between sexy pilot Alain Delon and fuck monster George Kennedy.
Read MoreJohn Travolta month continues with an exploration of one of the many terrible films he’s released this year, The Poison Rose, a Southern-fried Chinatown for Dummies that casts Travolta’s cliched PI as a young whippersnapper with a thick mane of chestnut hair who gets mixed up in a mystery involving sinister powerbroker Morgan Freeman and a Peter Lorre-like creepy doctor played by an unrecognizable Brendan Fraser
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