Trucks. Monsters. Monster trucks. What's not to love?
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If you miss Obama and also want to see an Obama figure fire a rocket launcher while doing donuts on the White House lawn then boy do I have a movie for you!
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Lorne Michaels and the auteur behind Napoleon Dynamite teamed up for a fact-based heist comedy starring Owen Wilson, Kristen Wiig and Zack Galifinakis about how poor people are tacky and dumb.
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God help me, I legitimately enjoyed Neil Marshall’s heavy metal, hard R reboot of Hellboy.
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At the height of Tarantino mania, the Oscar-winning auteur played a magical hipster in Destiny Turns Out the Radio, a movie that went a long way towards killing audience’s desire to see Tarantino act ever again, regardless of context.
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Sam Raimi’s famously disastrous third Spider-Man movie, featuring Tobey McGuire as a disco-dancing Emo web-slinger and a bleached blonde Eddie Haskell Venom is a goddamn mess but also surprisingly entertaining and weird, particularly in this era of cookie-cutter superhero sequels.
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In his SECOND big Florida-set flop of 2019, Matthew McConaughey is the world’s greatest, unlikeliest poet in Harmony Korine’s wonderfully fucked up, spectacularly silly stoner comedy The Beach Bum.
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The X-Men movies ended not with a bang but with a wheezing flatulent noise in the form of Dark Phoenix
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You know Holmes & Watson, that Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly Sherlock Holmes movie from last year that was suppose to be real bad? Hoo boy! What a stinkeroo!
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In hindsight, Burt Reynolds probably should have done Terms of Endearment instead of a rancid comedy that required him to wear a chicken suit for many, many scenes.
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