Elon Musk and JK Rowling Want to Be Victims So Badly That It's Pathetic

In his latest act of flagrant douchebaggery, thin skinned little bitch Elon Musk, a self-professed ‘free speech absolutist”, with the only exception being any language that offends him, announced that on Twitter that the phrases “cisgender” and “cis” would be considered slurs. 

This is in sharp contrast to his very vocal feelings about the trans community and what he clearly feels is their appalling and just plain wrong desire to be treated with dignity and sensitivity. 

The Apartheid-bred garbage monster of a human being pretty much bought Twitter so that his beloved The Babylon Bee could misgender trans folks as much as they like without facing anything in the way of consequences. Musk felt so strongly that The Babylon Bee’s one, transphobic joke should be disseminated as widely as possible that he paid 44 billion dollars to protect it.

Funnily enough, in his role as Twitter’s Fuhrer, Musk actually removed a rule that deadnaming or misgendering the LGTB+ community constitutes harassment on his right-wing hell site. 

At this point Musk’s life seems to exist to impress Twitter user Catturd2. All of his actions make sense once you realize that this precious little snowflake REALLY wants to impress the worst people in the world. 

And it’s working! Whenever Musk tweets something hateful, stupid or some combination of the two a bevy of right wing trolls emerge to lick the boot and kiss up to the boss. 

Pretending that a neutral phrase for people whose bodies corresponds to the sex they identify with is an ugly, hurtful slur on the order of the N word or the F word is utterly deluded. 

To borrow an old John Mulaney line, you know how you can tell that cis is not as bad as those words? Because I can’t write those words in good conscience but I can write cis and cisgender. 

Cis, cis, cis, cis, cis, cis, cis, cisgender cisgender, cisgender. See! Literally only the weakest, most fragile little victims could possibly be offended by such an innocuous non-slur. 

So it not at all surprising that JK Rowling aggressively cosigned Musk’s decision, tweeting insufferably, “'Cis' is ideological language, signifying belief in the unfalsifiable concept of gender identity. You have a perfect right to believe in unprovable essences that may or may not match the sexed body, but the rest of us have a right to disagree, and to refuse to adopt your jargon.”

Being a writer of note, Rowling made sure to make her hate as verbose as possible. 

this dude loves getting baked! What a cool guy!

They want so badly to be victims! Rowling and Musk are cisgender billionaires who have devoted their lives and fortunes to making the lives of trans people worse. This is a relatively new move for Musk but it’s been Rowling’s whole shtick for a very long time. 

These people who hold tremendous power want the world to think that being asked to show sensitivity and consideration to groups that have historically been persecuted mercilessly represents an unforgivable form of bullying and harassment. 

It’s sort of like how “cracker” is nowhere near analogous to the N word because white people have always had power here in our country. 

Cisgender people have always had tremendous power in our culture and our society. So the notion that members of persecuted and vulnerable groups should not make any requests or demands where language is concerned or be considered bullies and the thought police but the most powerful groups in the world should be hyper-sensitive to anything they consider an insult or a slur, to the point of pretending neutral terms constitutes hate-speech, is insane .

We’ve all learned that Free Speech Absolutist Musk thinks that anyone should be able to say anything they’d like on Twitter as long as it doesn’t hurt his feeling and harms the many vulnerable groups he clearly despises and bought Twitter to explicitly hurt. The trans community includes Musk’s daughter, who unsurprisingly wants nothing to do with the man and his anti-trans crusade. 

Musk’s conception of hate speech is anything that challenges his precious ego and deluded sense of himself as faultless and heroic. 

How pathetic. 

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