Sylvester Stallone and Menahem Golan made an inspirational truck-driving arm-wrestling drama. It was quite poor.
Read MoreMy real-estate agent, like my literary agent, is candid and blunt almost to a fault. So I can’t say I was surprised by the terseness of his reply when I texted him, “So, just to be clear, after all of the closing fees and expenses, at the end of all that, I will walk away from selling my condo with nothing. Is that right?”
Read MoreJu-Live kicks off with an exploration of the Cronenergian horrors of Paw Patrol Live
Read MoreMy Chuck Norris binge concludes with The Hitman sixth and final vehicle for the hirsute denim enthusiast I'll be watching for this project. Chuck befriends a moppet, pretends to go bad and battles bad guy Michael Parks, a slightly better actor than ol' Chuckie Baby.
Read More05:19 - Scalding Hot Takes: Black Panther
24:14 - Control Nathan and Clint: Blankman
40:56 - Tales from the Crypt Season 1 Spooktacular (with special guest Elliott Kalan)
01:46:03 - Mailbag
01:55:20 - Happy Places
The raging controversy surrounding a sad little boy's viral plea for an end to bullying says a lot about how the internet's mob mentality brings out the worst in us, as well as the best.
Read MoreIn which your depressive blogger once again gets his failure and desperation juice all over this otherwise lovely website.
Read MoreLee Marvin and Chuck Norris blow up some terrorists in this crazy action melodrama featuring a riveting turn from American treasure Robert Forster as Abdul the Terrorist (seriously) and Shelley Winters, Martin Balsam, Lainie Kazan, Robert Vaughn and more! It's Cannontastic! Cannonsational!
Read MoreRevisiting a comic strip that taught me, as a child, about what an inexorable horror show adult life really is.
Read MoreCannon's curious life ended, of course, with Chuck Norris fighting a demon in Israel.
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