Control Nathan and Clint — Happy Place — It Turns Out the Naming Rights! Membership Option Was For Real and Someone Is Now Five Hundred Bucks Poorer Presents Nat

The Semi-Random Rerun of the Day is Superman III, a Subpar Richard Pryor Vehicle That Has Superman in It For Some Reason

For latest installment of Control Nathan and Clint, you had us revisit the first time the Superman franchise went horrifically awry, Richard Lester’s Superman III, a terrible Richard Pryor comedy that’s just barely a superhero movie and comes alive only when Superman is being a raging, super-powered douche bag.

Control Nathan and ClintNathan RabinJuly 31, 2025Superman, Richard Pryor, superheroes, Christopher Reeve, flops, stinkeroos

The Random Rerun of the Day is Kazaam, a Genie Movie That Confusingly Stars Shaquille O'Neal Rather than Sinbad

You guys had me re-watch the 1996 Shaq-as-rapping-genie movie Kazaam and I’m not gonna lie: it broke me a little bit.

Control Nathan and ClintNathan RabinJuly 29, 2025Shaquille O'Neal, Kazaam, Sinbad, Steel, Blue Chips

Griefamania Continues With a Mortified Look at the Late Hulk Hogan's Suburban Commando

You guys made me and Clint watch a Hulk Hogan science fiction comedy that, to be brutally honest, was quite poor.

Control Nathan and ClintNathan RabinJuly 24, 2025Hulk Hogan, Arnold Schwarzenegger

There's Never a Bad Time to Rerun This Piece on the 2014 Supernatural Nicholas Sparks Adaptation Safe Haven

You generous fucks made Clint n' me watch the Nicholas Sparks adaptation with the ghost. Seriously. A fucking ghost. In a Nicholas Sparks movie. Christ. (SPOILER)

Control Nathan and ClintNathan RabinAugust 12, 2024Nicholas Sparks, Julianne Hough, Josh Duhamel

The 1994 Feature Film Adaptation of Double Dragon Was a Real Stinkeroo

You kindly sadists had us watch a 1994 video game adaptation that is quite poor, but oh so very 1994 in every conceivable way.

Control Nathan and ClintNathan RabinAugust 12, 2024video games, 1990s, Robert Patrick, Video game adaptation

I'm Rerunning this piece on 1995's Fair Game Because Life is Hard and Troubles are Many

Cindy Crawford once made a movie that was a big old, non-sexy mistake.

Control Nathan and ClintNathan RabinFebruary 28, 2024Fair Game, Cindy Crawford, William Baldwin

The Polygamy-Themed Laugher My Five Wives Continued Rodney Dangerfield's Sad Late Period Decline

You generous, career-sustaining sick fucks made me watch a movie where Rodney Dangerfield's got five wives—and a whole lot of headaches! No Respect January is proving to be fucking brutal.

Control Nathan and Clint, No Respect JanuaryNathan RabinNovember 24, 2023Rodney Dangerfield, Sidney Furie

Celebrate Rexsgiving with the Legendary Mismatched Buddy Cop Comedy Theodore Rex

Sigh.

Control Nathan and Clint, Mismatched Buddy CopsNathan RabinNovember 22, 2023Whoopi Goldberg, Theodore Rex, film

The Star-Studded Animated Special Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue Was the "We Are the World" of Kiddie Anti-Drug Propaganda

It's your favorite cartoon characters as you've never seen them before: dourly delivering shrill anti-drug messages in a hilariously off-brand "Just Say No" extravaganza of nightmarish proportions!

Control Nathan and ClintNathan RabinApril 9, 2023Alf, cartoons, Garfield, Slimer, crossover, 1990s, pop culture, drugs, marijuana

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Is NOT a Good Movie, Nor a Good Showcase for Shia LaBeouf

You generous monsters made me and Clint watch and talk about the movie where a once-behoved franchise really Nuked the Fridge, metaphorically and of course literally as well.

Control Nathan and ClintNathan RabinDecember 1, 2022Harrison Ford, Steven Spielberg