Baywatch — Happy Place — It Turns Out the Naming Rights! Membership Option Was For Real and Someone Is Now Five Hundred Bucks Poorer Presents Nat

In Its Notorious Season Season, Baywatch Nights Shamelessly and Ineptly Ripped Off The X-Files as It Pivoted Nonsensically to Supernatural Mystery

In a desperate bid to stay on the air Baywatch Nights turned into an X-Files clone in its second season.

It did not go well.

The Dwayne Johnson Baywatch Movie is Bewildering, Awful

Baywatch spent thirteen years in Development Hell so that it could give audiences two hours of cinematic Heaven. Nah, it's fucking garbage that won't even make your penis sneeze.

My World Of FlopsNathan RabinApril 14, 2023Dwayne Johnson, Baywatch, masturbation, T&A, My World of Flops, The Rock

The First Season of the Notorious Spin-Off Baywatch Nights is Pure Kitsch Joy

Celebrate Christmas in Malibu with this excerpt from The Joy of Trash on the mind-meltingly cheesy first season of Baywatch Nights, which manages to be even more ridiculous than the year that followed, which took a bizarre, notorious turn into The X-Files territory.

Literary excerptNathan RabinApril 14, 2023Lou Rawls, Angie Harmon, David Hasselhoff, Baywatch, spin-offs, The Simpsons, Chief Wiggum

This Looks Terrible! Baywatch Nights Season One: "Pursuit"

I had so much fun writing up the second season of Baywatch Nights for The Joy of Trash that I decided I would delve into its almost as bonkers first season as well. And I had a blast! It’s like the fourth segment of the “Simpsons Spin-Off Spectacular” except that it’s real !