At the request of a very special patron, I take an affectionate look at the wonderfully preposterous Body Parts, a 1991 horror movie from the screenwriter of Near Dark and The Hitcher about a worst-case scenario when receiving a transplant: Murder Arm, a debilitating ailment that makes you want to murder everyone you meet.
Read MoreTwo of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to watch and write about the famously fucked-up Canadian kid’s movie The Peanut Butter Solution, which is, indeed, fucked up, albeit in a most delightful way.
Read MoreOne of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to finally get around to experiencing the exquisite madness of Manos: The Hands of Fate, a Mystery Science Theater 3000-roasted camp classic and popular contender for worst film of all time that was everything I hoped it would be and more.
Read MoreOne of you generous souls paid me to see a movie about a priest who turns into a vengeance-crazed dinosaur when he’s angry. No, it’s not a documentary.
Read MoreOne of you kindly sadists forced me to watch a movie that asks us to buy Kevin Costner as the kind of demented fuck who would "stick a live snake up a woman's coochie." Is Costner convincing as such a dark, lost soul? Read and find out!
Read MoreOne of you generous weirdoes paid me to experience the fascinating, pitch-black 1970 character study The Traveling Executioner, with a never-better Stacy Keach in the title role.
Read MoreOne of you generous weirdoes paid me to see a very strange, obscure movie called Lurkers.
Read MoreBruce and Terry square off against the bat-suit and a whole new pack of Jokerz as I continue my trip through the trippy cult cartoon Batman Beyond.
Read MoreIn honor of the late Tanya Roberts (who we’re absolutely certain is dead this time), we take a nostalgic look back at her 1984 vehicle Sheena: Queen of the Jungle, an inexplicably PG-rated colonialist wet dream that puts the T&A into “Tarzan knockoff”
Read MoreMy patron-funded jaunt through the filmography of disgraced former Noxzema pitch-woman Rebecca Gayheart continues with a look back at the dreary 1996 coming of age youth gone wild melodrama Somebody is Waiting.
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