One of you kind weirdoes paid me to watch and write about 1998’s Babe: Pig in the City, Fury Road director George Miller’s darkest, most fucked up masterpiece. With Mickey Rooney as the ghoulish embodiment of all of your childhood nightmares!Read More
One of you kind sadists paid me one hundred dollars to see the direct-to-video sequel to Waiting… that filled bit player Justin Long with soul-consuming shame for being a part of.
It’s not great! #QuitepoorRead More
By the fifth film in the original series, the Child’s Play franchise had gotten ridiculously silly in a most delightful, meta kind of way.Read More
One of you kind-hearted sadists gave me one hundred dollars to watch and write about an ABBA jukebox musical sequel that’s utterly ridiculous and all kinds of fun.Read More
You know that new Predator movie that’s supposed to be #quitepoor? It’s actually not so bad!Read More
A Predator is in town with a few days to kill in the enjoyably junky, very 1990 science-fiction/cop movie hybrid Predator.Read More
With Spider-Man: Homecoming on the horizon, we look back at an Electro-fyingly terrible superhero sequelRead More