One of y’all generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to see one of several films that failed to elevate Dana Carvey to cinematic superstardom as a romantic leading man.
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Can an annoying little boy’s faith bring his father home safe from World War II? That’s the question behind this perversely non-family-friendly PG-13 Christian family film overflowing with racial slurs and hate crimes.
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One of you generous weirdoes paid me seventy-five dollars to re-watch and write about the epic 2011 superhero boondoggle Green Lantern, a flop that has only gotten shittier and more ridiculous in the years since it came out.
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Dave’s not here, man!
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Sam Peckinpah’s curious, curiously satisfying follow-up to The Wild Bunch is a strange, strangely fascinating combination of haunting elegy for the old west and Benny Hill-style wacky sex comedy
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One of y’all generous souls paid me a cool seventy-five dollars to revisit one of the many, many nadirs in Madonna’s film career, the screamingly unfunny 1987 comedy Who’s That Girl
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One of you kind weirdoes paid sixty five dollars for me to write about a 1987 teen sex comedy about a 27-year-old stockbroker trying not to commit statutory rape with a 17 year old at the high school he’s hiding out at. Oh well. Still way less creepy than most 1980s teen sex comedies.
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One of y’all paid me a cool one hundred dollars to experience the 1977 Japanese cult classic that redefines the phrase “Next level bonkers”
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A half century on, Sam Peckinpah’s incendiary 1969 masterpiece The Wild Bunch remains as magnificent and deeply troubling as ever.
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One of you kind sadists paid me one hundred dollars to write about 1933’s Gabriel Over the White House, a look at the oft-overlooked positive side of Fascism and dictatorships.
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