Michael Myers is the pawn of a Druid cult in the marvelously misguided 1995 stinker Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. Plus Paul Rudd as Tommy Jarvis in his film debut!
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The third season of the cult British science-fiction Red Dwarf closes on a darkly comic note with “Timeslides” and “Timeslides.”
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Michael Myers returns (again) in a wonderfully terrible stinker with a crazed performance by Donald Pleasance as an utterly unhinged Dr. Loomis.
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“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
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Michael Meyers is back, baby! That’s not cause for excitement, I’m afraid, on account of Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers sucking.
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One of you kind souls paid me to experience a fascinatingly awkward 1999 NBC special where Garth Brooks does a terrible job of promoting his ill-fated alter-ego, Australia-born pouty rocker/blue eyed soulman Chris Gaines.
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1985’s Rambo: First Blood Part II desecrates everything that made First Blood so powerful. That’s probably why it was a massive blockbuster.
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One of you kind souls paid me to suffer through the painful Sylvester Stallone-goes-country musical comedy Rhinestone, a flop that continues to suck.
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Bret Ratner brought Donald Trump’s favorite cannibal to the big screen—again—in Red Dragon, a woeful adaptation of the novel that introduced Hannibal Lecter and inspired the infinitely better 1986 cult classic Manhunter
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If you thought “Hulk” Hogan’s sex tape was embarrassing, wait until you hear his 1995 rap album Hulk Rules!
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