The great Michael Parks is a vampire-battling Ambrose Bierce in the nifty, overachieving second direct to video sequel to From Dusk Til Dawn, 1999’s From Dusk Til Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films and television projects of disgraced video vixen continues with 1993’s Three of Hearts, a weirdly seductive romantic comedy where Kitaen has a blink and you miss it cameo as a sexy woman at a lesbian bar.
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My patron-funded jaunt through the films of troubled Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart continues with a look at 1998’s unbearable Too Smooth (AKA Hairshirt), a loathsome independent film about a bro who just can’t stop getting laid (played by the director and star, of course) costarring Neve Campbell, Katie Wright and future stars including Adam Carolla, Dax Shephard and Adam Scott.
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stupid fucking movie is mostly about hockey.
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For a very special day (the end of the Joy of Trash Kickstarter) I wrote about a movie that embodies the joy of trash: the absolutely wonderful, utterly insane 1990 fever dream Troll 2.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films of David Bowie continues with the bizarre, bizarrely racist Luc Besson-directed 2006 animation/live-action hybrid Arthur and the Invisibles, a fascinatingly misbegotten project with a voice cast that includes Bowie, Robert De Niro, Madonna, Harvey Keitel, Jason Bateman, Jimmy Fallon and Snoop Dogg.
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Bruce and Terry square off against the bat-suit and a whole new pack of Jokerz as I continue my trip through the trippy cult cartoon Batman Beyond.
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One of you generous weirdoes paid me to experience the glorious madness of the 1973 monster movie mash-up Godzilla Vs. Megalon, featuring Gigan and Jet Jaguar!
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My patron-funded jaunt through the films and television projects of disgraced Noxzema Girl Rebecca Gayheart revisits 1997’s Invasion, a forgettable Invasion of the Body Snatchers knockoff partially redeemed by a gloriously over-the-top Luke Perry performance as an evil alien intent on world domination.
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Director-star Robby Benson trades in Ice Castles for mountains of blow as a troubled young professional with a beast of a crack addiction who has chosen to also get into dealing crack cocaine in the impossibly lurid 1989 crack exploitation movie White Hot.
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