Brad Pitt made his starring debut in the 1989 high school horror comedy Cutting Clase, which is, to be brutally honest, not great.
Read MoreIt’s not an encouraging sign when you find yourself identifying strongly with the most depressed, despairing character in television history.
Read MoreSome b movies are so fucking weird that they border on avant-garde. The soft-core sex slasher musical Slumber Party Massacre II is one such film. It’s a trip!
Read MoreGod help me, I’m now one of those people who non-ironically like the Andrew “Dice” Clay vehicle The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
Read MoreWrestling month continues with a patron-funded look at Hulk Hogan’s debut vehicle, 1989’s No Holds Barred. It’s a gleefully terrible guilty pleasure where the superstar wrestler’s jock ass is upstaged at every turn by wonderfully hammy villains played by Kurt Fuller and Tommy “Tiny” Lister in a career-making role.
Read MoreThe 1992 sequel to Waxwork is intriguingly insane and Bruce Campbell-tastic but ultimately something of a disappointment.
Read MoreYou have the right to remain silent…forever!
Read MoreYou’re killing me, people.
Read MoreMy patron-funded exploration of the films of Tawny Kitaen gets spookily scarifying with a fond look back at the Parker Brothers-gone-evil Ouija board horror cult classic Witchboard.
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