One of you kind souls paid me to finally get around to seeing Dead Ringers, David Cronenberg’s 1988 masterpiece of chilly body horror, with an extraordinarily lead performance by Jeremy Irons as identical twin doctors in trouble.
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One of you kind weirdoes paid me to re-experience 1991’s Highlander 2: Renegade Version, one of the most famously terrible movies ever made, and for that I thank you.
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Hollywood cancelled Max Landis so he decided to make weird pitch/movie/reading hybrids where he plays most of the roles.
it’s something! Something very bad.
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People made fun of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps for having a dumb subtitle but they should mock it for being laughably terrible.
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As boomers will be happy to tell you, you could NEVER make Blazing Saddles today but you can make a bad animated samurai loosely based on Mel Brooks’ classic comedy. But why, for the love of God, would you want to?
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One legendary asshole pays reverent, insufferable tribute to another.
Hoo boy. This one was tough.
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One of you kind souls paid me to suffer through the curdled 2006 Christmas comedy Deck the Halls, which is just like DeVito’s classic dark comedies except that it’s fucking terrible.
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This is a nice movie for nice people.
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Rust and Marty split and someone has sex with someone else’s wife as my journey through the first season of True Detective.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films of disgraced Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart continues with a maudlin 2005 Christmas tear-jerker that’s a sequel to a TV movie based on the famously treacly Christmas song “The Christmas Shoes.”
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