2001’s The Replicant, the Ringo Lam-directed movie where Jean-Claude Van Damme plays both a mother-hating serial killer who sets single moms on fire AND the man-baby clone created to stop him is bonkers, in a good way. Plus Michael Rooker HUNTING a serial killer rather than playing one.
Read MoreProduct placement reached a new high/nadir with the hilariously shameless 1989 family melodrama The Wizard, a feature-length commercials for all things Nintendo, but particularly the Power Glove and Super Mario Brothers 3.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to experience the Don Bluth’s beautifully traumatizing 1982 directorial debut The Secret of NIMH.
Read MoreTwo of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to watch and write about the famously fucked-up Canadian kid’s movie The Peanut Butter Solution, which is, indeed, fucked up, albeit in a most delightful way.
Read MoreOne of you kind weirdoes paid me one hundred dollar to take a fond trip down memory lane with the charming 1980 cartoon Animalympics, which acquired a curious secondary fame when it was very lustily embraced by the Furry community for reasons that will be obvious to anyone who has seen it.
Read MoreThey say that the 1979 The Omen knockoff The Visitor is wonderfully nutty. They are correct.
Read MoreDave’s not here, man!
Read MoreDid Red Dwarf invent the concept of Incels? Possibly!
Read MoreOne of you kind patrons paid me to experience the surreal lunacy of Moonwalker, the trippy, weirdly revealing 1988 vanity project he made to promote Bad.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to see 2011’s Megan is Missing, a movie that legitimately fucked me up.
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