One of you kind souls paid me to see and write about 1995’s Sudden Death, which is all kinds of lurid fun, thanks in no small part due to Powers Boothe’s magnificent performance as the scenery-chewing villain and Jean-Claude Van Damme killing the Penguins’ mascot.
Read MoreMy Shudder pick for the month is a nifty dark comedy about a loser hell-bent on revenge.
Read MoreMy journey through the British cult science fiction sitcom Red Dwarf continues with a fond look at the darkly funny first two episodes of its second season.
Read More1973’s The Wicker Man is a towering classic, a masterpiece of atmosphere and inference. Its remake is not.
Read MoreOne of you generous weirdoes paid me seventy-five dollars to re-watch and write about the epic 2011 superhero boondoggle Green Lantern, a flop that has only gotten shittier and more ridiculous in the years since it came out.
Read More2001’s The Replicant, the Ringo Lam-directed movie where Jean-Claude Van Damme plays both a mother-hating serial killer who sets single moms on fire AND the man-baby clone created to stop him is bonkers, in a good way. Plus Michael Rooker HUNTING a serial killer rather than playing one.
Read MoreProduct placement reached a new high/nadir with the hilariously shameless 1989 family melodrama The Wizard, a feature-length commercials for all things Nintendo, but particularly the Power Glove and Super Mario Brothers 3.
Read MoreIf you thought “Hulk” Hogan’s sex tape was embarrassing, wait until you hear his 1995 rap album Hulk Rules!
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to experience the Don Bluth’s beautifully traumatizing 1982 directorial debut The Secret of NIMH.
Read MoreTwo of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to watch and write about the famously fucked-up Canadian kid’s movie The Peanut Butter Solution, which is, indeed, fucked up, albeit in a most delightful way.
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