John Travolta was paid twenty MILLION dollars to deliver the worst performance of his career as a deranged criminal in Tony Scott’s underachieving remake of a 1970s masterpiece.
Read MoreJohn Travolta voices an adorable if delusional dog who thinks he’s a superhero in the charming and funny 2008 Disney cartoon Bolt.
Read MoreThe author of Fun City Cinema takes us on a tour from New York to Baltimore, and two very wild extremes in tone.
Read MoreYou know what movie is a goddamn delight? 2007’s Hairspray. What a picture!
Read MoreOliver Stone toned down the provocation for 2006’s World Trade Center, which is underwhelming in a decidedly different way than most of his films.
Read MoreNathan and Clint ride alone this week for two movies about going very fast - one for the kiddies, one for angsty Hot Topic teens!
Read MoreFUCK this terrible movie. Fuck it all to hell.
Read MoreThe 2007 botch of Ghost Rider still sucks but Cage’s lead performance is an absolute delight.
Read MoreMiddle-aged biker dads and ant-wizards with dark magic populate this decidedly dire double feature for our boys!
Read MoreNicolas Cage is a lot of fun as a wizard ant, and Paul Giamatti, Bruce Campbell and Ricardo Montalban (in his final role) are a hoot in the otherwise dreadful., weirdly Marxist CGI kid’s flick The Ant Bully.
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