A side of Al I like to call "Open Mic Al" makes its present felt on this ode to the world's most disgusting food-like product.
Read MoreIt's good to give, but accepting is an art form all its own.
Read MoreYeah, I'm not entirely sure this needed to be made.
Read MoreI've watched a fuck ton of terrible Saturday Night Live—So you don't have to!
Read MoreYour chronicler of Al things Al is once again challenged by a busy little throwaway of an instrumental with a surprisingly long, weird history.
Read MoreWe gave our beautiful little Jewish boy a beautiful, joyous Hebrew name because we want him to be happy. That's worked out really well...so far but we would not be Jews if we didn't worry, about that, and everything else.
Read MoreYou won't believe the shocking bullshit we made up to trick you into clicking on this bullshit listicle!
Read MoreThis is less a conventional article than a solemn poem of thanks to God for making the D.C. Cinematic universe.
Read MoreA nostalgic trip to a video store inspires one of those blog posts where I try to delude myself into feeling positively about aging and dying.
Read More"They" told me that the Uncle Kent 2 novelization was way too obscure for anywhere to want to read about it. I'm about to prove "them" wrong, or, more likely, right.
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