It was just a lousy flesh wound, dad!
Read MoreEver wonder why that Larry Charles-directed Nicolas Cage-hunts-Osama-Bin-Laden comedy Army of One was ignored by everyone? Turns out it's because it's fucking terrible! And not in a fun way.
Read MoreSing distinctly, we don't wanna!
Read MoreWe've all got some, even President Trump
Read MoreTake it from a former mental patient: the depiction of mental hospital life in the Chris Kattan "identical twins separated at birth" comedy Crazy Enough, which you bastards made me watch, lacks a certain verisimilitude
Read MoreIt's true! Before I was an unemployable middle-aged schmuck I was on the teevee! Just like Starsky and Hutch!
Read MoreWhy is it so hard for creative collaborators to stay together?
Read MoreThen I winked my eye and I said, "You know, I got a funny kind of feelin' we'll be comin' back again next year!"
Read MoreWhat does it mean to be not just a Steely Dan fan but a Steely Dan man?
Read MoreI've asked this question before but what the fuck is wrong with us a culture? Seriously? I mean, what the fuck?
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