One of you kind weirdoes paid me to re-experience 1991’s Highlander 2: Renegade Version, one of the most famously terrible movies ever made, and for that I thank you.
Read MoreOne of you kind weirdoes paid me to watch and write about the wonderfully terrible New Year’s Eve-themed rock and roll slasher cult classic New Year’s Eve, from the fine folks over at Cannon.
Read MoreHollywood cancelled Max Landis so he decided to make weird pitch/movie/reading hybrids where he plays most of the roles.
it’s something! Something very bad.
Read MorePeople made fun of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps for having a dumb subtitle but they should mock it for being laughably terrible.
Read MoreAs boomers will be happy to tell you, you could NEVER make Blazing Saddles today but you can make a bad animated samurai loosely based on Mel Brooks’ classic comedy. But why, for the love of God, would you want to?
Read MoreOne legendary asshole pays reverent, insufferable tribute to another.
Hoo boy. This one was tough.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to suffer through the curdled 2006 Christmas comedy Deck the Halls, which is just like DeVito’s classic dark comedies except that it’s fucking terrible.
Read MoreThe talking horse comedy Hot to Trot is like my ex-wife’s Meatloaf Surprise: not good!
Read MoreThis is a nice movie for nice people.
Read MoreRust and Marty split and someone has sex with someone else’s wife as my journey through the first season of True Detective.
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