Nicolas Cage’s mostly forgotten 2012 thriller Stolen might look EXACTLY like Seeking Justice from the previous year but it’s blessed with Con Air-style execution courtesy of Cage’s Con Air director Simon West
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Like many filmmakers, Joel Schumacher’s directorial debut got off to a promising start and ended bleakly with 2011’s abysmal home invasion thriller Trespass.
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It’s Psycho Versus Psychlo in the cinematic war of the millennium!
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My patron-funded exploration of the films of Rebecca Gayheart continues with a particularly random obscurity in 1999’s Puppet, a hilariously terrible thriller distinguished mainly by off the wall early performances by Artie Lange as a Russian enforcer and Jim Gaffigan as a horny, profane newlywed.
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The only thing keeping Joel Schumacher’s 1999 Neo-Noir 8MM from being a harrowing glimpse into humanity’s seedy underbelly is that it’s incredibly stupid and silly, and has roughly the verisimilitude of Warriors of Virtue.
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Nicolas Cage is a very bad cop investigating a sinister conspiracy at an Atlantic City boxing match in Brian DePalma’s enjoyably ludicrous 1998 tour-de-force Snake Eyes.
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Hoo boy. This movie is like my ex-wife’s meatloaf surprise: NOT GOOD!
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One of you kind souls paid me to see The Ninth Gate, a spectacularly silly Roman Polanski thriller about a book detective searching for a book adapted from a book by a very special author: the devil.
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