This Mueller Report thing just kind of fucking sucks
Read MoreOn Tuesday I had a very good day on the internet.
Read MoreWho knew there could be negative consequences for shameless, sleazy rich people behaving like shameless, sleazy rich people always do?
Read MoreThe time has finally come for the launch of the Weird Accordion to Al book Kickstarter campaign!
Read MoreThe Christchurch massacre represents the ugliest, darkest elements of the internet and a prankish, trolling sense of humor so dark it aspires to bloodshed and hatred rather than laughter.
Read MoreThe truth about Captain Marvel and its hated of men is bleak beyond even your most paranoid fantasies
Read MoreWhy did we allow ourselves to believe in the possibility of Michael Jackson’s innocence when there was such overwhelming evidence of his guilt?
Read MoreIn a surprising development, it turns out NOT everybody has the same frame of reference that I do and I’ve figured out a way to be cool with that!
Read MoreNothing would make me happier than Donald Trump dying disgraced in prison but I just don't think that’s gonna happen.
Read MoreWhat if there were things to make fun of Donald Trump about OTHER than his weight and him being in a same-sex relationship with Putin?
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