Nicolas Cage has got Laura Dern hotter than Georgia asphalt in David Lynch’s gleefully bonkers Southern-fried, Palme D’Or-winning Neo-Noir.
Read MoreIt turns out that you definitely CAN root against a deranged, selfish president without simultaneously rooting against your country! Someone tell John “MAGA Please Like Me” Fetterman.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to see Chuck Russell’s terrific 1988 remake of The Blob.
Read MoreWhen Liam Payne of One Direction plummeted to his death from a hotel room in Argentina, he embodied the tragic rock and roll archetype of the superstar with happy songs and a very sad life and death
Read MoreAs part of an ongoing series on children’s movies from the 1980s that are perversely dark, one of you kind souls paid me to write about the fascinatingly bleak 1985 Claymation movie The Adventures of Mark Twain, which is all about suicide, death, grief, mourning and, of course, the devil.
Read MoreBy the fifth film in the original series, the Child’s Play franchise had gotten ridiculously silly in a most delightful, meta kind of way.
Read MoreI worried that Trump’s re-election would make me fall off the wagon. I was relieved that it did not.
Read MoreIt’s Scream, except with urban legends instead of movies. And also terrible.
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