Sorry, Seinfeld. You may be one of the most popular and acclaimed television shows of all time but our twenty year old intern watched you for the first time and determined that you suck. #Truthhurts
Read MoreIn light of the almost inconceivable lasting political damage wrought by the potty mouths of Robert De Niro and Samantha Bee, Democrats MUST take the following five steps in order to have any chance of regaining power in our lifetimes.
Read MoreIn a crazy, not at all fake or made up stroke of luck, Nathan Rabin’s Happy Place ended up watching Avengers: Infinity War in a theater with a very chatty, possibly insane Tony Shalhoub. Want to know what totally real, insanely viral things he said and did? Then click! Click, dammit! We beseech you, weary reader, to click as if your very life depends on it!
Read MoreRemembering an epic interview experience that was at once one of the best and most memorable I’ve ever done and the one that got away. RIP Margot Kidder. There will never be anyone quite like you.
Read MoreRead the astonishing secret history of what really went down between Donald Trump and Joe Biden one savage, bloody night in a barn outside Washington D.C.
Read MoreI decided to write one of those trendy, ubiquitous think-pieces about regretting voting for Trump, because I don't think actual Trump voters should be the only ones able to cash in on this craze.
Read MoreYou've read the rest? Now read the ultimate quasi-apology from a wealthy, powerful man accused of sexual harassment and assault.
Read MoreHeidi Klum "won" Halloween this year with an outrageous costume that, alas, did nothing to halt, or even slow, our nation's long, dispiriting march into madness.
Read MoreThe monsters over at D.C are trying to make preeminent heterosexual icon Snagglepuss gay. We must not let them!
Read MoreWin all crises bigly with these handy tips from Donald Trump, master of crisis management!
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