Great News for the Powerful! No Other Famous People Were Involved in Jeffrey Epstein and Diddy's Massive, Decades-Long Sex Trafficking Ring and No Further Investigation is Needed!

Diddy’s arrest and trial promised a reckoning for the disgraced mogul and the many mega-celebrities in his orbit that never came, not unlike how Jeffrey Epstein apparently ran a massive sex trafficking ring for decades without writing anything down or threatening anyone with exposure.

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It's Crazy That Michel Gondry and Pharrell Williams' Period Musical Golden Was Cancelled and Will Never Be Released, Yet No One Seems to Have Noticed

The Oscar-winning genius behind Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind made a coming of age period musical with hit-maker Pharrell Williams that, unfortunately, will never be available for public consumption because its creators all agree that it missed the mark.

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Control Nathan Rabin 4.0 Returns with an Affectionate Look at John Dahl's 1989 Debut Kill Me Again, a Terrific Neo-Noir Starring Val Kilmer and Michael Madsen

Control Nathan Rabin 4.0, the column where I give YOU the opportunity to force me to watch and write about a movie returns with a fond look at John Dahl’s nifty 1989 debut Kill Me Again, which stars the late Val Kilmer and Michael Madsen.

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